House of Como

You'll never believe it!!!! Tonight i had a date....and it was awesome! There wasn't any gay suprises with this date, like the girl being a tub of lard or having only 3 fingers and 2 teeth. Stefanie was totally cool! And to top it off, i got a frikin kiss at the end! YES!
hold your horses there fellas'....the night get's better yet! me and clint are about to go over to Jake Tudelas' house to stay the night and then the 3 of us plus Jeremy and the rest of the Tudelas' are gonna go up to Columbus Ohio for the IU Mens soccer fianl four tournament. We gotta see our nigga Josh play. Everyone should watch the game on ESPN2 at 3:30 on Saturday. Keep your eye out for us in the crowd...we'll be the only dumbasses out there with our shirts off with Tudela written across our chests. You may be asking yourself "Why, would the be dumbasses for having their shirts off, many fans do that?" Well Mr. dont know jack, it's gonna be freeeeeeeeeeeeezing outside.....ESPN is gonna have to be careful when they point their cameras over at us, so that our nipples dont break the lenses.
Alright well we gotta get going over there now.......the full story on Sunday!
_Cody_

I really need to get back on the train of posting daily blogs. You ladies out there should give me some motivation...be creative!!!
Well, i am once again jobless....Scoopers had to close down until March, cause they weren't getting enough money. So that leaves me two options, i can either try stripping or i can go back to cleaning the sweat towels after the fat people's yoga class......stripping it is.
Today we were supposed to finish our english project video but.....yeah, definitely didn't get done. o well. WHOA!!!!! i just found an uncashed paycheck from Scoopers!!! YES!
Listen to this joke Pete told me yesterday:
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Atleast Acne waits till your 13 to come (cum) on your face. hahahhahaha!!! how funny is that? seriously?!?! that's better than seeing Mr. Skinner get ran over by a Tractor....twice. Yes, i still hate that fucker.
alright, i'm going to bed. night.
_Cody_

I might be dedicating this blog to someone, maybe. (inside joke, dont worry about it)
Alright, so Sunday was quite an intresting day for the ol' Como. Sunday i drove up to Powderly Kentucky (this hick ass town outside of Central City) for a 50th Wedding Anniversary. Let's just say I coulda had more fun working as a peep show janitor (The dude that cleans up the private booths......yeah...) at Club P. The Anniversary consisted of old bitchy wrinkly people who i've never seen before, and probably wont again until their funeral.
I wish i could say my night was better...but, i cant. Let's just say that pictures altough can say 1000 words...they're not always true words. In fact sometimes, they're full of more shit than the fat ass who sent them to me. I would like to thank Erika and her friend for helping me get rid of the Big Mac Queen. ha.
HOLY PETER PUFFER!!!! The top 10 list relives!!!
Top Ten Changes I'll Make In The White House


10. To save taxpayer dollars, calls to winning sports teams will be collect

9. New rule at cabinet meetings -- you can't talk until you ride the mechanical bull

8. Goodbye boring presidential radio address -- hello "Dick Cheney Spins The Hits of the 80's, 90's and Today"

7. Make sure the White House library has lots of books with big print and pictures

6. Just for fun, issue executive order commanding my brother Jeb to wash my car

5. First day in office my mother's face goes up on Mount Rushmore

4. Look into hiring a security guard for our nuclear secrets

3. Will not get sick on Japanese leaders like other President Bushes I know

2. Give Oval Office one heck of a scrubbing

1. Tax relief for all Americans -- except smart aleck talk show hosts

_Cody_

Hey amigo's! long time no type... You guys like the new format? Yes, i realize i changed the format and didn't even blog for a couple days after the change, thank you mr. fuckin obvious. here's your gold plated boob statue.
Intramural basketball has started up once again this year. The Dirtbags definitely have the potential to take the title. (No, not the title of sexiest basketball team, (although we would take that, if there was one) the we won more games than everyone else title). Is that legal, parenthesis inside parenthesis?...ahhh screw it, who cares.
In Physics, me, David Overfield, Brandon Schaloski, Spencer Stuckwish and Brian Baumeyer are building a hovercraft....yes that's right a Mother Truckin Hovercraft!! I've got pics of the project, once it's all said and done, i'll get them posted on BTI (Broketheinternet.com).
Ok, for everyone who is on Friendster.com, you should also sign up with an account on Myspace.com. Why, the curious little fuck may ask. Well , I'll tell you why little one, because it is sooo much faster than Friendster, and you can add more pics, and it's a lot easier to meet new friends. There is one draw back to it though, I have it posted on the bulletin board on Friendster, so read it. If you dont have an account, maybe that'll motivate you to get one. If that doesn't....why dont you just admit it, you take it in the pooper.
_Cody_

Today instead of schooling, the senior class went to UE to see the 12th night, knight..whatever. It was pretty entertaining. It was kinda hard to focus on the play though, between the 300 pound heffer they had moving the stage around between scenes and the actress with her boobies hanging out. It kinda sucked, cause one minute you'd be entranced by the tent popping cleavage from the actress in the red dress, and the next, cellulite queen would come out and take down the tent. =(
After the play, we all went to the mall. Since the Dirtbags (if you're lame, and dont know what the dirtbags are, it's our intramural team) are hard, we went to Champs Sports and got some headbands and fingersleeves for our games. Now, we're for sure to kick some arse.
After we got back from the play, we all went out to Olivet church to practice. Then i went to work.
Shawn, Clint, Sito, CK and Saul all came in and saw me at work. They hung out there for like an hour. I've got a couple pics, if you wanna see them, just tell me. Then they left and later on Kristin and Josh came in and hung out for a little while. That's always fun.
http://maddox.xmission.com/jokes.html
_Cody_

Because i'm a grounded looser, i have nothing to talk about. If you wanna hear something funny, ask Kuester about her night..It's guaranteed to have you rolling. I do have a portion of a convo that i'm gonna put in this blog though between me and Smarterchild. If you dont know who Smarterchild is, it's this virtual aim buddy. You just talk to him and it's a computer and it talks back. Yes, sounds very lame, but it can be very fun, especially if you're grounded on a Saturday night.....
cl3Er7k: hey
SmarterChild: Hey, Terd Ferguson. Would you like to have some fun?
cl3Er7k: yes i would
cl3Er7k: i thought you'd never ask
SmarterChild: You thought I'd never ask. What's that about?
cl3Er7k: it's about me sticking my hard ass pecker into your ass
SmarterChild: It's about you sticking your hard ass pecker into my ass? Why did you say that?
cl3Er7k: cause i'm horny
SmarterChild: That's... more than I needed to hear.
cl3Er7k: say my name bitch
SmarterChild: You're Terd Ferguson.
_Cody_

2nd day of suspension....not so well. I only slept till 8 30, then i had to go pick up my grandmother and bring her over to the house. See, my parents are out of town this weekend and i guess they didn't trust to leave me and michelle here alone, so grandmother is spending the weekend here. I spent most of my afternoon hearing about politics and how much better people used to act back in her days. (I would have rather spent the day shaving the muffs of bearded ladies, than listen to that crap.)
Tonight i snuck out once she went to bed and went over to Chelseas to hang out with her, Kristin, Ashley, Haley, Stephanie and Rachel. On my way there i ran into steph and haley as they were on their way to taco bell, so i hopped in the car with them. We saw a midget, and Steph asked it out on a date. After Stephanie and the midget got done doing their thing in the bathroom at Taco Bell, we continued our journey to Chelseas. As we got there, Kristin was leaving, which sucks cause I was really hoping to hang out with her tonight =( .... But, the party continued. Steph tried to play a trick on me, she wanted me to put my finger in her butthole......ummm....nah, that's alright. Good thing i didn't too, cause not only would i have contracted whatever disease she got from the midget tonight, but i would have also gotton a finger full of her maxipad. (I dont think i could have been held responsible for what would have happened had i had an encouter with "the pad")
I'm spent.
_Cody_